What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

I am fed up with scammers and need a genuine call center project. What should I do? What are the things to be done for starting a BPO business?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

What is the science behind red light therapy?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Elon Musk secretly had baby with Japanese pop star, ex alleges amid heavy ketamine abuse claims - The Indian Express

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

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No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do Brits realize that Andrew Tate is the one who will liberate their country from tyranny by becoming prime minister?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

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